February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011
So we thought of some more 21st centurification of Shakespeare, (maybe not all Shakespearian):
P McG: Romeo, Romeo. Where the hell are you? (He got it wrong btw, see below.)Hell hath no fury, like a woman cut off in traffic.
Lazarus come forth! The silly bugger slipped over and came fifth.
D McK: Ye shall know the truth and it shall make you freak.
JL I: The truth shall set you off.
D McK: Speaking of translating Shakespeare. Juliet is not asking Romeo where the hell he is. "Wherefore art thou Romeo" translates as "Why the hell are you an effing Montaque?"
R T: Absence makes the heart go wander.
D D: A penny saved is a nuisance.
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